A comic by Mr.Bob The Elections are over and I have been elected Keenspace's second president of General Discussion. However, due to ongoing subversive elements in our neighboring state, Off Topic Junk, I thought it necessary for myself to have some means of addressing the people, lest they be swayed by fallacious propaganda. My fellow Spacers, I have been in office now, for a near full summation of 24 hours. It distresses me that though I did indeed win fairly and justly through neutral arbitration, there remain some individuals that still persist in contesting my victory, right to the edge of treason. I’m looking at you, anarchists. Face it, you lost. The forums had a popularity contest for their favourite political party and my party (The former Commiespace party – we're not really communists) tied with the now defunct Capitalistspace party. You guys utterly and refutably lost. So stop being such sore losers and accept it, or if you can't, then move to KeenIME! Further recounts are banned and I shall see to it that I stay in office during my entire term of presidency. During this term, I intend to make General Discussion become a fairer and better place for myself. In order for this to be accomplished my administration has issued three main directives: Firstly, the enslavement of the entire human race. This will be a slow and subtle process, and if you already have a job it really won't be much different from what you're already used to. However, this administration places a lot of reverence in the number 85. So much that legislation has just been passed decreeing that everyone born in 1985 be bereft of taxation and given a castle and a top hat each, as well as a much coveted "No-work" tag when the time for human enslavement arrives. Secondly, the elimination of Fox Girls. They are a menace to family values and wholesome society in general. What are they supposed to be anyway? Humans with mutated backsides and ears? Or rodents poorly disguised as humans? Is it considered bestiality to have intimate affairs with one? Do Fox Girls have human rights? Where are we to draw the line? Next they’ll be stealing your jobs and riding in your busses! It has been so deduced that this abomination is nothing but a scourge of evil. They must be dealt with preemptively. Last and not least, is that this administration is running a war on terror. Anarchist terror. There has been some confusion and talk of us fighting capitalistspace falsely attributed to my inaugural address. Let it be known now, that we were never at war with Capitalistspace. We have always been at war with Anarchyspace. Anarchist spies tampered with and photoshopped my inaugural address. They must be brought to justice for all the suffering they have caused. As a matter of fact, due to the recent disbanding of the capitalist space party and resignation of their leader, RPin, I would like to extend an open arm of welcome to all former party members, some of whom may even find posts in my new cabinet. My cabinet thus far (in order of importance): Minister of 85: Kirb Minister of Rationalization: Goobla Minister of Offense/Chief Bodygaurd: RYClaude Minister of Information: -Pending Minister of Finance: Koimyan Minister of Termination: Crossfire Minister of Forced Labor: -Pending Minister of Robotics: Chibiartstudios Minister of Drugs and Liquor: Cat42 Minster of Foreign Relations: -Pending Minster of Internal Affairs: -pending Minister of Swedish Affairs: That Guy Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yaoi): -pending Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yuri): -pending Minister of Extra-Marital Affairs: -pending Minister of Transport: TLH Minister of Jailbait: RA Minster of Pixels: Spriteville Minster of Bees: ShineDog Minister of Bandwagons: TdotOdot2k Minster of Spam: PieceOfSkunk *Create Custom Position option* That is all for now. Thank You and Bob bless Keenspace.

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